[Verse]
Woke up to a sight I couldn't believe
A masterpiece in brown if you can conceive
My dope made art right there on the floor
A long turd I had to adore
[Verse 2]
Coiled like a python
A work of pride
Can't ignore
No matter how hard I tried
Nature's call answered in full display
Leaving no questions
Just there to stay
[Chorus]
Oh the turd so grand
It's got a plan
Leaving its mark like a seasoned band
Hate to love it
Love to hate
This turd's a sight
Let's celebrate
[Verse 3]
Took a step closer
Examined the scene
Marvelled at the shades
A brown marine
A smell that tells a tale so old
A story in scat that's bold
[Verse 4]
Neighbor's cat looked on with a gasp
Couldn't beat this
Not with all its grasp
A contest won by my furry friend
A turd so long
It wouldn't bend
[Chorus]
Oh the turd so grand
It's got a plan
Leaving its mark like a seasoned band
Hate to love it
Love to hate
This turd’s a sight
Let’s celebrate