The Turd Saga

[Verse] Woke up to a sight I couldn't believe A masterpiece in brown if you can conceive My dope made art right there on the floor A long turd I had to adore [Verse 2] Coiled like a python A work of pride Can't ignore No matter how hard I tried Nature's call answered in full display Leaving no questions Just there to stay [Chorus] Oh the turd so grand It's got a plan Leaving its mark like a seasoned band Hate to love it Love to hate This turd's a sight Let's celebrate [Verse 3] Took a step closer Examined the scene Marvelled at the shades A brown marine A smell that tells a tale so old A story in scat that's bold [Verse 4] Neighbor's cat looked on with a gasp Couldn't beat this Not with all its grasp A contest won by my furry friend A turd so long It wouldn't bend [Chorus] Oh the turd so grand It's got a plan Leaving its mark like a seasoned band Hate to love it Love to hate This turd’s a sight Let’s celebrate